As we all know

I am not the most patriotic person.  Not even close.  So once again, I'm going to talk about stupid things this country does.

Have you ever noticed that Europe is always ahead of us in social things and we have to wait a few decades to catch up.  I'll give some examples.  Over here we seem to be afraid of our own bodies.  While in Europe they have showers with no curtains, or small curtains, we like giant curtains and dark showers.  I think that's amazingly stupid on our part.  Seriously, how many times has someone come in the bathroom while you were showering?  But I guess we're starting to change since shower stalls with clear glass around them are getting popular.  Number two.  It isn't socially expected for them to shave.  Some people have told me the reason why men like women who shave is because it makes them feel like they're making love to a child.  Which is creepy and funny at the same time.

I laugh and facepalm this country and greatly desire to live in Europe.  My first choice is the UK.  If you don't know what the UK is then what the fuck is wrong with you?  Bad language, I know, but don't care.